Thursday, July 31, 2008

i want you, i want you every single day and I need you



You've seen this commercial. You can't have missed it. The song is cute. The people in the commercial are all happy but every time I see this commercial, for some reason I imagine the beer like the path an STD takes. It starts with the first guy who has a three-some with the couple in the hot tub, who then have a three-some with the hot chick at the party and it goes on from there. I don't know why, but it never fails, every time I see it that way.

I don't think that's how they intended it to be seen, nor do I think anyone else on earth sees it that way.

So, in summation, Heineken beer = STD in my twisted little mind. So, use a condom if you've been drinking Heineken. Or in general if you're going to have sex. There's my PSA of the day.

2 comments:

Amber said...

When I see that commercial, I think about how nobody actually wants the Heineken because it sucks.

vanillagrrl said...

That's funny -- not only do none of those people drink it, half the people look like they're laughing at the beer-giver.